This will be on the final...

That celebrities today are becoming more & more involved in religion and politics. It takes all the guesswork out of who to support and what religion/cult I should join. I'm not going to mention the obvious, or those covered already by Sparky's blog, but here are some worthy celeb causes folks might want to look into:


Healthcare (...everyone is interested in that, right?)


Helping convicted felons become productive citizens

UPDATE: Went to the emergency room & had CT scan. They found nothing unusual, gave me some pain pills & muscle relaxers, and some instructions for my family and friends to bring me back in if I exhibited 'odd' behavior. Also, did not at any time speak to a physician. Cannot wait to see how much my consultation w/ invisible Dr. will be on my bill. Any guesses? I say $500.

So last night at rugby practice I got flattened by this little pygmy. She's about 5 feet tall, but I felt like I'd gotten hit by a mack truck. And I know what everyone is thinking...'Why in God's name would a 5'4 1/2" 105lb crackhead think they could play rugby without getting hurt!!' I'm sure that statement explains the moniker. Anyway, when my head hit the groud it cracked louder than thunder and I totally had an out of body experience. My whole body was tingling in circular waves. So, I went to the health center on campus and they insisted I go to the ER and get a CT scan. The thought of sitting in the ER & waiting for a CT scan made my headache subside quite a bit. In fact, I think I'm OK. Except for that mild concussion...

Apparently there's this great trick so that you don't have to wash your hair everyday. I'm not sure why I was the last to find out about it since I hang out with just hoards of scenesters & hipsters & none of them wash their hair daily. The trick is, you put baby powder/corn starch/talc in your hair & it takes away the greasy look. Ever since I got bangs I've had to wash my hair every morning b/c they always look gross & greasy. Sometimes this is not always convenient. I may want to run some errands, go running or to rugby practice, THEN wash my hair. Or what if I just want to run to Mapco for some eggs or a newspaper? But now I have this great trick that will allow me to sashay around town w/ unwashed hair. I think I'm going to forego hair washing & just keep piling on the powder. Eventually I bet my head will just look like a giant cake!!!